Eddas in a Nutshell – For performance at the Gudvangen Summer Market 2019

Eddas in a Nutshell – For performance at the Gudvangen Summer Market 2019

There is a ‘How To’ guide at the foot but basically we will be performing these in many languages.

bright boy

The god of light and beauty

Balder was beautiful

Watch the twist of mistletoe fly through the air

Ouch

Balder is dead – dead

Screaming silently forever

Lady Hel Herself holds him… Hahahahahaha

Unless everyone cries

Everyone cries

Except one giantess… Hahahahahaha

Really it is Loki… Hahahahahaha

Balder stays dead

What ever happened to happy endings!

balder

Wawawawawawa

mimir

The pool of wisdom is guarded

But Mimir the guardian is just a head

Kept alive by magical herbs nudge nudge wink wink

“I can see you. Who are you?”

It is the big boss god of all the Viking gods

He who sometimes has an echo

Odin – No hang on I’ve said his name wrong

(Everybody all together 123) Ooooooooodin (Hand to ear)

He will drink from the pool of wisdom

(Mumbled) “No hang on, you have to pay!”

“What do I have to pay?”

eye

(Mumbled) You have to poke out one of your eyes

So Odin poked out one of his eyes

We are about to drink from the pool of wisdom

Join us

Some of you clearly need it

(Everybody all together 123)

pool

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh

baby wolf

Angraboda had a baby

It was a gnashing roaring monstrous beast

Hear Fenrir the wolf…

Go near him and he will bite off your head

big roar

He rips off hands

Trick him and he howls

Dark elves fashion silken fetters

Trapped; he growls till Ragnarok

At last he bursts free

He is massive

wolf sky

His jaws reach the sky

Fenrir swallows Odin (gulp)

Odin kills as he dies

Fenrir dies in agony

mjollmir

Thor’s hammer is heavy

saturn

See we throw

Watch Mjolnir fly wuvwuvwuvwuvwuv

It hits (Bumf)

It comes back

We kill giants ‘Aaaaaaargh’

troll

Trolls and troll-wives

trollwife
trpll face
wolfchild

Wolf-children in the Iron Wood

Giant serpents

Yet this is the hammer which blesses the baby

Inspires the bride

Nourishes your yearnings

We throw it now at you loins

Wooohooo Haha Yayhey

ravens

You humans had better look out

The ravens are watching

See they fly high

They can tell if you are naughty

They peep into your chamber

The ravens know what you are thinking

Oh yes

Hugin and Munin

Thought and memory

odin

They fly out from the shoulders of Odin

Oooooops I’ve said his name wrong – everybody – Ooooooodin

They return to tell him all about you! (Point)

This is what they say about you…

Caw caw caw

Winter upon winter upon freezing winter

roar

Everyone goes mad

bed

Let’s get physical

Lightning strikes

Thunder rolls

Roosters call – listen to the cock crow

Anger overcomes us

Gods go to war

breath

Monsters rise

Fire, weapons and poison

Cry out in fear as you die

Wolves howl

hel

Hel screams

Loki laughs

We are dead dead dead dead dead

The end

No wait

sun

See, the sun is rising

Here are the previous ones…

https://adrianspendlowblog.com/2017/07/23/viking-saga-in-a-nutshell-as-performed-at-gudvangen-viking-market-2017/

‘How to’ guide:

If you are working with children they can repeat each line altogether after you and act it out; remember, many of the stories from the mythology are quite gruesome.

The multi-national story; you need people who speak different languages (and English) you can also encourage different dialects for a bit more fun. You say each of the lines and one at a time they saying along the row in their own language. It works wonderfully well, it works far better than it should! Prepare to have great fun.

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The Folklore of Fossils by Hobb the Ploughboy – a read aloud version of my show at the Scarborough Fossil Festival at the Rotunda Museum 2017.

ammonite pencil flipped

The Folklore of Fossils by Hobb the Ploughboy – a read aloud version of my show at the Scarborough Fossil Festival at the Rotunda Museum 2017.

Oh hello everybody. I am Hobb. Hobb the ploughboy. I’ve been a boy for forty five years, boy and boy, ever since I was a boy.

Ploughboy. It is a very scary job.

And I will tell you what I’ve got. I’ve got a stick.

hobb stick flipped

It is my prodding stick.

hobb stick

What I do is this (*Jiggle, prod*) then I go along a bit, like this (*shuffle*), then I do this a bit (*Jiggle, prod*).

cairn

You’ve got your field right and you’ve got your ploughboy. I work the fields up along the top of the cliff and it is my job to clear away the stones before the plough comes so they don’t break.

So, I am going to sit down and tell you all about stones

There are big stones and there are little stones.

That’s it. That’s all there is to tell.

Well alright there might be a bit more.

The big stones are easy. And the little stones are SCARY.

I get my stick and I go like that there that there… Oh I’ve done that bit.

I find a big stone. The big ones (*clunk*) are much easier, you just have to pick them up and carry them to the edge of the field, easy. Then they are all lined up along the edge of the field and then you can tell where the edge of the field is. You will have seen them. Ah, no, in youradays, not in myadays but in youradays you have things called a fence, don’t you! Well we had stones, big ones.

The little stones, they are the scary ones.

cairn

I get my stick, and I go like that there like that there… Oh I’ve done that.

And I find a small stone, I pick them up, carry them to the corner of the field where there is a mini-mountain of them, (that’s called a Cairn that is). They have scary things. You have to be careful. Sometimes they slip off the top and slide down and crack in half at the bottom – “Aaaaaaargh!”

ammonite alive flipped

Terrible things, terrible monsters, terrible lizards – well bits of them. Therapods, that’s monster’s footprints. Something very scary has been creeping about here.

So, anyway, I get my stick, I go like that there like th… Oh. I’ve done that bit.

holey

And sometimes, I dig out a stone, a perfectly ordinary looking stone. I go over to the pile, turn it over and – Aaaaaargh! – there is a hole going into it.

I go like that there that there and… I’ve done that.

I find a stone.

holey flipped
wiz and holey

Aaaaaargh. It is stuck on my finger. Help Help pull it off (a child does so after much resistance). It has holes going right through it! That’s magic that is! Ooooooo Witches and wizards do that magic stuff they do. Ah, of course, this is in myadays, not in youradays, in youradays they will say oh no there is no such thing as magic, there are no witches or wizards, that is science that did that. I don’t even know what science is but they go on to say that what actually created the holes in the stones was creatures eating it – THAT’S EVEN SCARIER!!!!

Well thank goodness the wizards turned all the scorpions to stone, that’s all I can say.

shells pencil wc solo
shells water colour
ammonite alive.jpg

Now this scares me. Look at this. Seashells. Do you know what is scary about these? Look how far away we are from the sea. How on earth did they get all the way up here?! And what is really scary is – what was it that ate them???

ammonite wc left

And then there is these things, I ask what it is and the answer I often get is ‘Annomites’.

I know what these are. Imagine we are at the top of the cliffs in Whitby up by the Abbey. There are fishermen, there are priests and there are monks, and they are shouting, “Get out.” – “Go away.” – “You are not a saint.” – You cannot be a saint – because – you – are – a woman!”

At this point I got to play the saint herself Saint Hilda (to quite mixed reactions), “Yes, I am a woman.”

world poem lady close up

“And I am a saint”, she said. She went on to say, “I shall prove it to you, by the power of the four horsemen of the Lord and the Holy Ghosty Spirity Thingy (Well it went something like this I think), and by the power of the mother of the blessed babe – and all the cupids and cherubim’s as well – I shall make all Whitby safe; safe forever and for all time.

The grass was moving! There was a slithering, a shining, a weaving, a glistening, a wending, a bending, a lifting, a slithering – The whole of the field was moving. It was… It was… It was snakes! Millions of billions of zillions of lots of them. Snakes. Did I say? There were snakes.

world poem lady cliff top

Her arms were upheld and she prayed and every single snake slithered off, slithered off the cliff.

They went down and down and down and, (is that enough downs or should there be more? “More!”) down and down and down and (is that enough downs or should there be more? “More!”) down and down and down and (is that enough downs or should there be more? “More!”) (How about on long ‘down’ all together? “Doooooowwwwwwn”)

As they fell they coiled up, as they coiled up they turned to stone ‘Aaaaaaaaaargh!’

ammonite wc left flipped

In youradays, not in myadays, in youradays you will say they are ammonites (or you might be one of those that says annomites), but I will tell you something you didn’t know, what they did in myadays and what they still do in Whitby in youradays. And this bit is true, it might be the only bit that is, this bit is the truth. A Whitby person, a fisherman or someone who lives there like, they are walking along the beach, like this…. And they spot an ammonite, what they do is they pick it up, get out their knife and they cut a mouth and two eyes in. Then it looks like a snake and they put it back on the stones for all to see. Then me, or you, are walking along, like this…. And we are like, ‘Look it is a stone snake, it must be true what they say about Saint Hilda after all!’ Well that’s what we are supposed to say anyway.

That still happens today.

ammonite pencil

The Vikings are scary. But they were frightened of snakes. Frightened of ammonites. They would see snakes on the beach and in the sea but they would also see them in the sky; in the night, in the north, in the winter. They would see the twisting green writhing around the night and they would say, “Look, it is Jormungand the serpent!”

He was huge. He would crawl around the land, biting people’s heads off! Crawl about the land biting people’s heads off! “Would anyone else like to volunteer to have their head bitten off? Many volunteer.

Even the gods themselves were frightened of him, well fed up of him anyway – biting people’s heads off!

So the big boss god of all the Viking gods, Odin he was called, except we don’t say it like that in my stories we say Ooooooooooooodiiiiiiin. What’s he called?

He was right fed up, so he went and he grabbed Jormungand and he held him up in the air and he went to the sea and he threw him in!

Splash.

He grew so big that he went all the way around the world until he met his tail. Now they do say that he swims around the world with his tail in his mouth like this….

But I say that is daft. He would swim around with his head above his tail, like this….

Then he can look around and see what he is doing.

Let’s say there’s an elf on the beach. There’s an elf on the beach. There.

“Ooooo hello, I  am a little elf it is nice to meet you,” he squeaks. Grumpth Gruffle Gulp. Gone.

See, a lot more sense.

(this next bit is actually an outtake from the show, so I have put it back in here as an easter egg – a special gift for you.)

Then sometimes I pick out a rock and there is a tooth in it, a huge great big tooth, a tooth from a black panther. “Aaaaaaargh!”

Technically, actually, they are a puma, but there are hundreds of reports of Black Panthers a year in Britain. Some say it goes back to when we hid in trees. You are up at the top and you are look out and along comes a black panther – “Aaaaaaaaaargh!”

Everyone hears and climbs the tree, (if they don’t then – “Aaaaaaaargh!”)

panther

Nowadays in youradays when people see shadowy shapes the mind turns the shapes into a black panther so we can scream out a warning just to be on the safe side. So they say don’t worry if you think you have seen a black panther you have just seen shadows. That means to me that when you go out if there are any shadows whatsoever, which of course there will be, then you will definitely see a panther – “Aaaaaaaaaargh!”

But really it is a Belemnite they say, which means that it isn’t a tooth at all, it is just a seashell, that isn’t exciting at all is it, just a great big granddad winkle.

Others though say it is an elf bolt. That it fires from the elf’s bow and when it hits you – you fall in looooooove.

devil

Then there is the devil’s toenail. If that is what it is. I didn’t know he had such big feet.

But I did know he has a big thumb. When he built Filey Brigg he dropped his hammer and picked up a haddock. Filey Brigg is a long sharp rock that sticks out into the sea. The devil built it, it should have been three times as long. Then it would have stuck out into the sea and speared ships. The devil was hammering away and he dropped his hammer. He reached into the sea quick to grab it and grabbed a haddock by mistake. If you go look at fish you will know which is a haddock because you can clearly see a thumb print on it (this bit is true). Look at that thumb mark and think to yourself, it is right about the devil dropping his hammer! “Aaaaaaaaargh!”

buried

The Vikings loved a good fossil find, a sign from the gods if ever there was one. The Vikings long long ago, in theiradays not in myadays or in youradays carried them about. And sometimes as you know the Vikings would go to war. Sometimes, as you know, they would die. When they did, as you know, they were buried. Sometimes, as you didn’t know, they were buried in a ship. With their fossils and all their weapons and everything.

ghost ship

Well, they said that the ship would rise up, into the air. Yes it was a gggggggggghost ship; a ghost ship. There might be one underneath you right now, right where you are.

If you do find one in the ground ever, the Vikings in it wouldn’t look too good. They would look like that Gristhorpe man, and bits of the wood that were left would be petrified. And that is your ghost ship so now I am petrified.

The ship rises up into the sky and flies all the way up to the holy mountain up there look. No don’t look, unless you have washed your face.

The dead Vikings land on the holy mountain and come back alive in a ghosty kind of a way and walk down the mountain, like this….

They travel through the hunting fields and all the way to the Viking heaven – What’s it called? Yes that’s right – Valhalla.

To the big boss god of all the Viking gods, what’s he called? Ooooooooooodiiiiin. Yes that’s right.

And they fight all day. Yes that’s what Vikings think of as heaven; fighting. All day, “Hey you’ve chopped my arm off, never mind, carry on.” “Hang on you’ve chopped my head off I will just balance it back on.” They go on like that till teatime, and then they have fish and chips or something and they get better ready to start all over again tomorrow.

They go on like that till the end of the world. What’s that called? Ragnarok. Yes that’s right.

(Gritting of teeth is required during this next paragraph.) – The gods and the monsters rise up against each other and they fight and fight until everybody is dead, dead. (ungrit now.)

yggrassil falls

The seas rise up and wash everything away. Lightning strikes the great tree and it will fall, eeek creak eeek crash! Fall, bumphf dumphf boom boing dumphfffft.

Splash.

Just one branch remains, sticking up out of the sea. The debris of the old world will gather around the branch and form a new land.

From the branch will climb down Lith and Lithrasia to start the world anew.

From the edge of the sea the power of the old gods will rise up like a globe of light and the world is alive.

Listen, listen for the healing songs of Odin.

Ooooooooooodiiiin.

ghost ship

What if there is one of those gggghost ships right underneath us right now? – “Aaaaaaaargh!”

But Ragnarok hasn’t happened yet. What hasn’t happened yet? Ragnarok.

iggdrassyl

You can still see the tree, look up, with your eyes in a certain kind of a way, look, a huge tree with a different land along every limb. That’s what the Viking say.

I went to a Viking camp. Not in theiradays, in youradays, yes not in myadays, in youradays. A Viking camp.

I bought this amber, this is amber, real amber, it cost a lot of money. This is very special amber, so the Viking market man with a Viking market stall told me. He said that these are the actual tears of Frejya. I paid fifty pound each for them.

Freyja is the goddess of loooooove. What is she the goddess of? Loooooooove. That’s right.

There she was at the top of the tree and she was, in a live performance you would get to see what a good actor I am, because she is beautiful!!!!

I possibly do better at acting the next role, because she met a handsome man….

She fell madly in love with him, she said, “I have falling madly in love with you and I want to be with you forever.” He cleared off and never came back.

freyjas tears

They do say that if you listen carefully you can still hear her crying now. Because, yes, she started to *cry* and the tears rolled out of her eyes, dripped down her face and fell all the way down through the sky into the sea, turned into amber and get washed up on the shore. Then that Viking market stall Viking man gathers them up and sells them to fools like me, I mean people like me!

Who believes me? Are you do believe me that these are the actual tears of Frejya. I might get some of my money back. Who would like to buy a piece? It is £55 each. £60. £65……………..

A huge thank you to Libby and Wendy and the team from Create, and to Julie of the Fossil Festival for putting the fantastic Scarborough Fossil Festival together at and around the Rotunda. And of course to Tim the Geologist who supplied just the right fossils and really got the idea of what I was doing. Thanks all for doing the lifting and shifting too.

I will see you all there next year.

Oh yes and to the highly imaginative participants, I reckon around a thousand people saw my show and contributed with comments, input, reactions and feedback.

See also

Pied Piper Show for Rollercoastical Festival Scarborough

Quay Street a history

Viking Sagas in a Nutshell

Hobb the Pigman at Cliffords Tower

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Viking Saga in a Nutshell – As performed at Gudvangen Viking Market 2017

Viking Saga in a Nutshell – As performed at Gudvangen Viking Market 2017

See ‘how to’ at the bottom for ways to turn these shortened sagas into performances

038 sig sword up

Sigurd the Warrior

034 sig sword

The warrior thrust his sword – into his scabbard

035 sig horse

Mounted his mighty horse – and rode through the night

009 rode all night

And the next day

008 ride all night

And the next night

036 mountains

Ahead was an enormous mountain

037 cave

In the mountain was a huge cave

038 sig sword up

He leapt from his horse – and strode in

084 up tunl

Up a long high tunnel

087 to enor cave

Towards an enormous cave

010 pile of gold

In the cave was an enormous heap of gold

007 dragon on pile

Upon the gold was an enormous dragon

039 dragon

“Roar”

089 crouch fear.jpg

He crouched in fear, “I cannot kill this thing!”

013 two raven

Two birds landed on his shoulders and whispered,

090 dig what.jpg

“Dig a hole” “What with?”

092 with sword.jpg

“Dig with your sword.” “Why?”

094 leap in.jpg

“Just dig, dig, and leap in!”

039 dragon

The great monster awakes

012 wait in hole

Sigurd the warrior crouches down with his sword

095 d flies out.jpg

The monstrous dragon flies out through the tunnel

096 s stabs

Sigurd stabs, stabs, urg, hu, arg, p,dumph

011 dragon head

The dragon bites, RRRRaphnth!

097 haha 01.jpg

Sigurd slices, “Hahahahahahaha!”

098 haha 02

“Hahahahahahaha!”

Sigurd Awakens Brinhild

034 sig sword

Sigurd the warrior raised his sword

025 neck slice

He sliced right through the dragon’s neck

026 ring

And from its claw he took the cursed gold ring

099 seeks.jpg

“I will go and seek my fortune”

010 pile of gold

“Hang on, I already have a fortune”

028 sadlebag

He filled his saddlebags with dragon’s gold

030 sig rides

He rode away on his horse which was afraid of nothing – nothing

076 man horse 01 flipped

Nothing

029 terrain types

Forests, swamps, mountains

0100 on mount.jpg

Upon a far mountain is a tall tower

0101 in flames.jpg

Surrounded by flames

0102 leaps.jpg

The horse leaps

024 sig leaps

Through the air

031 sig through flame

Through the flames

0103 dismounts.jpg

Sigurd dismounts inside the tower

0104 asleep.jpg

Laid asleep upon a stone bed is…

0105 most beaut.jpg

The most beautiful woman he has ever seen

027 sleeps

She was unclothed

0106 in arms

He took her in his arms

0107 kiss.jpg

He kissed her

0108 awake

She awoke, “I love you”

0109 will you.jpg

“I love you too – will you marry me?”

0110 ring on

He put the ring upon her finger

026 ring

The cursed ring

0111 beginning of.jpg

That is just the beginning of a story – where

0112 ev dies 01.jpg

Everybody dies

For the Love of Freyja – and the Walls of Asgard

054 god war flipped

The big boss god of all the Viking gods?

047 odin 01

OOOOOOOOOOOdin

048 odin 01 flipped

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOdin

049 asgard

His city was in ruins

050 asgard flipped

Ruins

044 h stranger

Along came a handsome stranger

045 h stranger flipped

“I will build the walls of your city for you”

078 hs 02

“And all I want in return is…”

0114 str the sun.jpg

“The sun, the moon and the beautiful lady Freyja as my wife oooooo”

0120 sun 04.jpg

“Everybody all at once” “The sun, the moon and the beautiful lady Freyja as my wife oooooo”

069 odin 02 flipped

Odin said, “You want what!”

0115 ev the sun group 01.jpg

“Everybody all at once” “The sun, the moon and the beautiful lady Freyja as my wife oooooo”

070 odin loki heads

That is a lot, I will ask Loki

057 loki 01

“What does he want paying?”

055 odin and loki 01

“Everybody all at once” “The sun, the moon and the beautiful lady Freyja as his wife oooooo”

059 half a year

“Only if he can get it done in less than half a year”

068 odin 02

Odin told the stranger…

0116 sun 01.jpg

“But will you still pay me “Everybody all at once” “The sun, the moon and the beautiful lady Freyja as my wife oooooo”

046 hs and horse

“And can my horse help?”

060 horse mountain 01

“Hahaha what good is a horse? It was a magical horse

061 horse mountain fly

It flew down and picked up a mountain

065 hs brick 01

The stranger used it as a brick

062 horse mountain fly flipped

It flew down and picked up a mountain

066 horse to hs brick

The stranger used it you get the idea

067 hs brick to wall

He will get it down in time and then we will have to pay him

0118 sun 02

“Everybody all at once” “The sun, the moon and the beautiful lady Freyja as his wife oooooo”

071 loki turns horse
072 lady horse 01

Loki turned into a beautiful lady horse brrrrrrr

075 man horse 01
074 lady horse 02

The stallion followed her

077 into magic wood

Into the magical woods

078 hs 02.jpg

Now the stranger wouldn’t get the job done in time and he wouldn’t get paid…

0119 sun 03

“Everybody all at once” “The sun, the moon and the beautiful lady Freyja as his wife oooooo”

079 off to biff

He threw off his handsome disguise and became the rock giant he really was

0121 goes to biff.jpg

He went to biff Odin

080 odin to biff

But Odin biffed him

081 biffs giant

He biffed him so hard he flew all the way back to the land of the giants

0122 nearly wall.jpg

The walls were nearly finished and Odin didn’t have to pay…

0123 ev group flipped.jpg

“Everybody all at once” “The sun, the moon and the beautiful lady Freyja as his wife oooooo”

Loki

058 loki 01 flipped

The god of mischief

0124 trickery.jpg

Trickery

0125 cruelty

Cruelty

0126 she screams.jpg

“When the goddess awakes see how she screams”

0127 l laughs 01.jpg

Loki laughs “hehehehe”

0129 l laughs 02.jpg

“Hehehehehe”

0130 shape change.jpg

He is also a shape changer god

0131 creatures.jpg

(say to the cast,) “Say the names of four random creatures or things”

056 odin and loki 01 flipped

The gods had had enough of him

0132 throw ch

They threw away his children

0133 throw snake 01.jpg
0134 throw snake 02.jpg

The giant snake they threw into the sea, “Roar, sploosh”

0135 wolf in

The monster wolf into the ground “hoooooowl”

016 hel falls

His putrid, rotten daughter down to the underworld

014 hel

Scream!

0136 poison face.jpg

Burning poison was dripped on Loki’s face

0137 all scream.jpg

“All scream together!”

0138 her ship

“See my daughter fly her ship of the dead”

0139 kill all.jpg

“And we will kill you all!”

0142 haha 01
0143 haha 02.jpg

“Hahahahahaha” – “Haha”

0140 l dies

That is the end of Loki’s story, in which…

0141 ev dies

[Say to the cast] (“All say together, “Everybody dies” on the count of three.) 1 2 3 “Everybody dies!”

Ragnarok

0151 end of world

The end of the world, where everybody dies

0152 gods monsters etc

Gods, Monsters, wolves and slaves

015 all fight

Everyone fights together until they die

0153 dd we ment

Did we mention everybody dies?

0154 cos do

Because they do

033 yg wave

The sea rises up and swallows the land

032 yg lightning.jpg

Lightning strikes the great tree

017 yg falls

The great tree falls,

0155 eek.jpg

eeeke, creeeeak, vrooooompht, budoumpht, budoumpht, budoumpht

0156 bdumpht

budoumpht

019 yg twig

One branch

019 yg twig

One branch remains standing free of the water

018 yg

The bits of the old world gather around the branch

020 lithr babe

Two figures climb down to this new land

0150 l and l

Lith and Lithrasia

021 babe

New life begins, cradled in their arms

0157 old gods.jpg

The power of the old gods rises from the sea

023 yg old gods.jpg

The light of life and hope

022 l and l arms

We raise up our arms in wonder and say, “aaaaaaah”

Njord; the god of the sea

0158 he leads.jpg

He leads us

0159 guides.jpg

Guides us

0160 stare

Stare out to sea with him

0161 under is terrible g.jpg

For under the sea is a terrible goddess

0162 twisted.jpg

Ran! She is wicked and twisted

0163 swings

She swings her net and catches sailors “aaaaaaaargh”

0164 wander.jpg

They wander her home forever

0165 ccold

“I am cccccold.” – “I miss my familyyyyy”

0166 drownded.jpg

“I wish I hadn’t drowneded”

0167 claps.jpg

“Hahahahaha” Ran laughs and claps

0168 sick.jpg

That is how sick she is

0169 good.jpg
0170 guides.jpg

Njord is good; he guides us

0171 home.jpg

This is his home

0172 njard.jpg

Njardarheimr

0173 by sea.jpg

He stands now by the sea

0174 ol.jpg

Bless him with mjord and ol

0175 gud

Gudvangen! Njardarheimr!

Although I wasn’t yet strong enough to face being at Gudvangen this year I was thrilled to be asked by stand-in host Annabelle to allow her to continue my tradition of multi-national stories. So each of the scripts I have published here has been performed in my honour by Annabelle with a gang of pals such as Karin in many languages and dialects simultaneously.

‘How to’ guide:

If you are working with children they can repeat each line altogether after you and act it out; remember, many of the stories from the mythology are quite gruesome.

The multi-national story; you need people who speak different languages (and English) you can also encourage different dialects for a bit more fun. You say each of the lines and one at a time they saying along the row in their own language. It works wonderfully well, it works far better than it should! Prepare to have great fun.

I look forward to be being welcomed back into the fold at Gudvangen next year (or even sooner).

Love

Adrian

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